I really enjoyed Steve Coogan’s new BBC comedy Saxondale and have to admit that I got most of the nerdy references to 70s music “Toni Iommi’s fretwork” etc.  I thought that the length and tempo to some of the scenes was pleasingly modern in sit com terms.  Coogan gave a pretty nuanced performance though I can’t place the accent – something midlands – though there were perhaps inevitably echoes of Partridge.  Creepy but somehow quite nice at the same time Saxondale seems quite fully realised though we’ll have to see how the series develops.  The look on Saxondale’s face when a hapless prospective employee proudly lists his DJ mate’s dubious achievements in the ‘dance scene’ was absolutely priceless.  Can’t wait for the next one.

Weirdly the word ‘anthropomorphosis’ came up in an irritating News Night discussion about the rights and wrongs of whaling afterwards.  I suppose that makes sense, though I wonder whether Paxman had been briefed before hand.
With regard to the world cup that is fast approaching what pundits love to call ‘the ‘business end’ of the tournament, I can’t help but feel sorry for Michael Owen.  Seeing the man literally crawl off the pitch only to have a camera thrust in his face to fully capture the agony was pretty undignified.  And now all the journalists are describing his exit from the tournament as a blessing in disguise.  I hope they’re proved right.

But much more distressing is the massacre that happened in my own back garden involving poor Robben Robin and his family.  Well I’m not sure you can call two dead chicks a massacre but nevertheless I’m beginning to see why some people loath cats so much.  More than being a menace they can just be pure evil sometimes.  Having just got home from work I could here a racket coming from the garden and having read recently in the line of research that Robins can fight to the death sometimes for territory I feared the worst and made my way quickly outside to investigate.
Robben and his partner were indeed making an almighty racket about something though at first the source of their distress was unclear.  Then I spied the dead chick, the second in a week.  A few seconds later the cat, that has been an occasional lodger of ours, appeared out of no where and disappeared over the wall.  I shall kick it the next time I see it.

It’s been interesting to observe these Robins.  They have a reputation of being tame birds and now I see why.   They are the quintessential garden bird.  I can see how the partnership between robin and human would beneficial as the presence of humans might frighten of other nuisance birds.  They hop around from perch to perch as we sit in the garden sometimes pulling off spectacular aerial manoeuvres right in front of us as if to show off.  At first I thought this behaviour was aggressive given our proximity to the nest, but now having seen them when they really are aggravated I realise this is not the case.  In fact they’ve been remarkably tolerant to our presence in their domain.  Given the ordeal they’ve just been through I’m beginning to feel a bit guilty about playing robin calls from the internet out of my bedroom window to freak them out the other week.  And yes before anyone points it out I think I’ve been guilty of doing a bit of  “anthropomorhisising” my self here.
Anyway Matt and I have discussed placing some sort of cat proof net under the nest that would still allow access from above.  Does anyone have any suggestions?  The good news is that there are still a couple of chicks left alive.  I’ll keep you posted on their progress though I fear the outlook is bleak.

Sadly I keep stumbling across this television show on BBC 3 that features quite simply the most loathsome character I’ve ever come across.  It’s called Paparazzi and documents the exploits of a group of parasitic photographers as they try and capture the vital scoops that will make them huge piles of cash.  If you have a penchant for masochistic viewing then I recommend that you tune in.  The man at the centre of the industry is the truculent Australian Darryn Lyons, whose hair tells you everything you need to know about him.  A man on a mission with one of those space age phones permanently attached to his face, he dominates the screen like some sort of abominable day-glow cocaine badger.  Five minutes watching this man in action makes you want to eat your own head.  Oh the humanity!

SpongeBob/ Cheese/ Wainwright

I am safely back in Manchester.  There was quite a buzz about the place on Sunday evening as the undergrads anticipated their loan cheques and were reunited with their new pals.  Spring has arrived in my absence and it’s been really quite pleasant outside today.
Whilst in Devon I talked to Matt about the SpongeBob Square Pants Movie,  I’d spent an enjoyable couple of days on the farm, even partaking in some light work duties.  He mentioned that the memory of one moment in the film had caused him to laugh out loud on the bus, inviting odd glances from his fellow passengers.  It was a funny film we agreed, as we reminisced about some of our favourite moments.  So here they are, the top five.  If you haven’t seen it yet then, well, you’re just wasting your life really.

* SpongeBob acceptance euphoria at the employee award ceremony.  A bit like a similar scene in Zoolander.  SpongeBob’s facial expressions are a hoot.  The drawings for this cartoon are great.  Though the figures of the characters are kept simple, there is an enormous depth and range to what the faces can express.  A lot of the comedy comes from this.

* Bubble party.  SpongeBob and Patrick become enraptured by a soap dispenser blowing out bubbles and have a spontaneous “bubble party” in a rough bar on the wrong side of the ocean.

* “Turn us into men”.  The princess tricks the pair into continuing on their quest by ‘magically’ turning them into men.  They respond in a most unmanly fashion by dancing about and performing little pirouettes.

* “Now we are men” patty-cake.  After being duped into believing they’re men with the aid of cunning seaweed moustaches, Spongebob and Pat sing a song and start vibing on some complex and impressive patty-cake style moves.  They offer encouragement to one another and take it in turns to pull off the best moves to the amazement of some captivated canyon sea monsters.  Pure class.

* “Have you got the bag of winds?”  SpongeBob enquires as to whether Patrick has the ‘bag of winds’ about his person.  I can’t describe this bit you just have to watch it.

The film goes someway to explaining one or two things I’d always wondered about SpongeBob.  For instance; what does SpongeBob do for a living, and what is the nature of his relationship with Patrick?  Are these not legitimate questions or am I loosing my mind?

Sophie sent me this link for the Cheese Hamlet in Didsbury.  http://tinyurl.com/qaelr  They claim to have ‘The world’s best cheese’.  Maybe worth investigating further – I’m always up for a nice piece of cheese

Other exciting news: Rufus Wainwright has been added to the FIB bill!  The website has had a bit of an overhaul, and the line up looks a bit more finalised now.  Can’t wait.