Darryn Lyons
Sadly I keep stumbling across this television show on BBC 3 that features quite simply the most loathsome character I’ve ever come across. It’s called Paparazzi and documents the exploits of a group of parasitic photographers as they try and capture the vital scoops that will make them huge piles of cash. If you have a penchant for masochistic viewing then I recommend that you tune in. The man at the centre of the industry is the truculent Australian Darryn Lyons, whose hair tells you everything you need to know about him. A man on a mission with one of those space age phones permanently attached to his face, he dominates the screen like some sort of abominable day-glow cocaine badger. Five minutes watching this man in action makes you want to eat your own head. Oh the humanity!